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<Server>Welcome to Legilichat. Do you know and accept the rules?

<Green-eyed panther> Yes.

<Server> Green-eyed panther has joined the chatroom.

<Green-eyed panther>Hello.

<herbology4ever>Hi, Harry.

<Green-eyed panther> Hi, Neville. How are you?

<herbology4ever> Fine, I guess. Are you on a cyber-date?

<Green-eyed panther> Not as far as I’m concerned. J

<Green-eyed panther> Why do you “guess” you’re fine?

<herbology4ever> No reason.

<Green-eyed panther> So… what’s up?

<herbology4ever> Not much.

<Green-eyed panther> Nervous about the NEWTs?

<herbology4ever> No.

<Green-eyed panther> Did you do the homework?

<herbology4ever> Yes.

<Green-eyed panther> OK, Neville. Just say it (or write it, rather J)

<herbology4ever> What do you mean?

<Green-eyed panther> What’s wrong?

<herbology4ever> Nothing.

<Green-eyed panther> Don’t lie to me. Something’s wrong. Come on, Nev, you can tell me.

<herbology4ever> There’s nothing to tell.

<Green-eyed panther> I know something’s wrong. You’re just so… dry!

<herbology4ever> I think you’re hallucinating.

<Green-eyed panther> Tell me. Please, tell me?

<herbology4ever> No.

<Green-eyed panther> Aha! I would have believed it, cause you were sounding pretty convincing, but now you just admitted it! =P

*herbology4ever rolls his eyes.

<Green-eyed panther> I knew you would do that!

<herbology4ever> Well, if you know so bloody much about me, why don’t you just say what’s wrong with me and get it over with?

<Green-eyed panther> Wow. Is it just me or are you really angry?

<herbology4ever> Quit it.

<Green-eyed panther> How about…?

<Green-eyed panther> No! LMAO

<herbology4ever> What?

<Green-eyed panther> LMAO?

<herbology4ever> Yeah.

<Green-eyed panther> “Laughing my arse off”

<Server> Green-eyed panther has been expelled from the chatroom.

<Server> Green-eyed panther has joined the classroom.

<Green-eyed panther> Why was I kicked out?

<Potions Extraordinaire> Swearing, Mr. Potter.

<Green-eyed panther> What? Professor Snape, I did not swear! You can’t kick me out like that!

<Potions Extraordinaire> Mr. Potter, do you see my pseudonym in blue letters? I happen to be a moderator and as one I am allowed to do as I please.

<herbology4ever> LMAO

<Server> herbology4ever has been expelled from the chatroom.

<Server> herbology4ever has joined the chatroom.

<herbology4ever> What happened to me?

<Potions Extraordinaire> Masked swearing, Mr. Longbottom. I suggest you refrain from using that  language under my moderation.

<herbology4ever> Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

<Green-eyed panther> So, Neville. Will you tell me?

<herbology4ever> No.

<Green-eyed panther> Pleassssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???????

<Server> Green-eyed panther has been expelled from the chatroom.

<Server> Green-eyed panther has joined the chatroom.

<Green-eyed panther> What now?

<Potions Extraordinaire> Excessive use of characters, Mr. Potter.

<Green-eyed panther> Neville, will you just tell me before Snape kicks me out again?

<herbology4ever> What’s going on with you and Ron?

<Green-eyed panther>  What? Are you jealous?

<herbology4ever> Jealous? No, just curious.

<Green-eyed panther> You’re lying! You are jealous!

<herbology4ever> I am not.

<Green-eyed panther> Yes, you are.

<herbology4ever> No, I am not.

<Green-eyed panther> Yes, you are.

<herbology4ever> No, I am not.

<Green-eyed panther> Yes, you are.

<herbology4ever> No, I am not.

*Potions Extraordinaire hits them both in the head.

<Green-eyed panther> What was that for?

<Potions Extraordinaire> I can’t expel you for being idiotic.

<Green-eyed panther> OK, Neville, what do you mean what’s going on with me and Ron?

<herbology4ever> Are you two…?

<Green-eyed panther> You think I’m cheating on you with Ron?

*herbology4ever blushes.

<Green-eyed panther> Nev! How can you think that? I would never cheat on you, let alone with Ron!

<herbology4ever> Then why are you spending so much time with him?

<Green-eyed panther> He’s my best friend!

<herbology4ever> I mean you’re spending more time with him than before. You spend all the free periods with him and you’re never with me! Plus, every time I try to talk to you, you say something about having forgotten to do something and you go away… with him!

<Green-eyed panther> Maybe that’s true, but I’m not cheating on you, Nev.

<herbology4ever> What is it then?

<Green-eyed panther> It’s a surprise. I can’t tell you.

<herbology4ever> I’m sorry, Harry. But you shagging Ron wouldn’t be a surprise to anyone!

<Server> herbology4ever has been expelled from the chatroom.

<Server> herbology4ever has joined the chatroom.

<herbology4ever> What did I say now?

<Potions Extraordinaire> You are using inappropriate language, Mr. Longbottom.

<herbology4ever> Sorry, sir.

<Green-eyed panther> I am not doing anything with Ron! Why are you being such a baby?

<herbology4ever> A baby? You’re the one who forbid me to sit near Seamus!

<Green-eyed panther> He was trying to get in your pants!

<herbology4ever> That’s not true! He’s my friend.

<Green-eyed panther> It is true.

<herbology4ever> Not true.

<Green-eyed panther> True.

<herbology4ever> Not true.

<Green-eyed panther> True.

<herbology4ever> Not true.

<Green-eyed panther> True.

<Potions Extraordinaire> Again, gentlemen?

<herbology4ever> Sorry, sir.

<Green-eyed panther> Seriously, Nev. Do you really think I would do something like that to you?

*herbology4ever sighs.

<herbology4ever> No, I don’t.

<Green-eyed panther> Do you believe me about Seamus?

<herbology4ever> Yeah. Dean told me about that later.

<Green-eyed panther> Do you believe me about Ron?

<herbology4ever> I guess so.

<Green-eyed panther> Do you love me?

<herbology4ever> Of course I do! Do you love me?

<Green-eyed panther> Obviously. And do you know what I love the most about you?

<herbology4ever> What?

<Server> Green-eyed panther has been expelled from the chatroom.

<Server> herbology4ever has been expelled from the chatroom.

<Ice_Prince_Junior> Sir, with all due respect, why did you expel them?

<Potions Extraordinaire> I got tired of their I-love-you-to-the-moon-and-back-no-I-love-you-more nonsense, Mr. Malfoy. And, quite frankly, I don’t want to know what Mr. Potter loves the most about Mr. Longbottom.

<Ice_Prince_Junior> May I tell you something sir?

<Potions Extraordinaire> Proceed, Mr. Malfoy.

*Ice_Prince_Junior whispers: I love you to the heavens and beyond <3

<Potions Extraordinaire> To the heavens and beyond? LMAO.

<Server>  Potions Extraordinaire has been expelled from the chatroom.

Ice_Prince_Junior  has left the chatroom.

 

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